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Anonymous asked:

Kigo (Kim PossiblexShego) for that ship thing.

Blegh it’s not a ship of mine but aiight

Who kills the bugs? Shego with her lava stuff

Who hogs the sheets? Kim

Who hates mornings? Both

Who’s cranky before they had their coffee? Kim

Who’s doesn’t like their mother in law? Shego bc Kim’s mom is too perky for her liking

Who drives? Kim I guess but Shego pilots the aircrafts

Who gets horny in awkward public places? Both

Who had a scene phase? Shego lmaoo

Who wore braces? Kim duh

Who got bullied? Shego

Who collects ceramic elephants? Kim just cause it goes with the whole cuddle buddy thing

Aw shit now you got me shippin this too

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superwholock-at-hogwarts:

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hiddlestalker:

lifehackable:

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Day 1: you ripped open my vagina and I hate you
Day 5: just kidding you’re so cute and soft and small lol I could fit you in a handbag
Month 2: STOP CRYING PLEEEAASE. JUST ONE HOUR OF SLEEP AND I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVERRRR
Month 5: mama? Mama? Mama? Say it? Please? Say something? Please
Month 8: IF. YOU. DON’T. STOP. SAYING. MAMA. THE. POLICE. WILL. NEVER. FIND. THE. BODY.
Year 1: One down. 17 to go…
Year 1, Month 11: oh god.. it’s coming…
Year 2: NO PLEASE JUST PUT THAT DOWN. NNOOO! DON’T TOUCH THAT! Baby, i love you no matter whaT BUT PLEASE DON’T TOUCH THAT JJUST STAY STILL PLEASE SWEETHEART
Year 3: Oh thank god that’s over
Year 4: Awwww, you went to preschool. isn;t that adorable, my little intellectual shit
Year 5: ACTUAL SCHOOL! YOU LEARNED COLORS AND NUMBERS YOU’RE A GENIUS

Year 15: You called me a fuckwit. What the fuck is a fuckwit?

year 16; oh god no LIGHTLY step on the gas NO NON NO NO YOU DONT HAVE TO PRESS THAT HARD ON THE BREAK!!!

year 17: I caught you masturbating but you didn’t notice so I didn’t say anything. You’re welcome.

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